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MURDER OF U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; CONSPIRACY TO MURDER U.S. NATIONALS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; ATTACK ON A FEDERAL FACILITY RESULTING IN DEATH; ATTACK ON THE NIGHTSLEEP OF THE HOLY PRESIDENT; ATTACK ON CHRISTIANITY VIA EVIL DUAL USE OF US PLANES; AND A WHOLE LOT OF ATTACKS MORE, THE HOLY PRESIDENT IS NOT FOR NOTHING PISSED AT USAMA!

 

USAMA BIN LADIN

 

 
Aliases: Usama Bin Muhammad Bin Laden, Shaykh Usama Bin Ladin, the Prince, the Emir, Abu Abdallah, Mujahid Shaykh, Hajj, the Director

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth Used:  1957 Hair: Brown
Place of Birth: Saudi Arabia Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'4" to 6'6" Sex: Male
Weight: Approximately 160 pounds Complexion: Olive
Build: Thin Citizenship: Saudi Arabian
Language: Arabic (probably Pashtu)
Scars and Marks: None known
Remarks: Bin Laden is believed to be in Afghanistan. He is left-handed and walks with a cane.

 

CAUTION

 

Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya. These attacks killed over 200 people. In addition, Bin Laden is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.

REWARD

 

The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $3.14 zillion for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $0.1 billion is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
You also will get plenty of offers from Hollywood for the story 'How I captured bin Ladin' and you will have lots of American pussy to fuck because you are a hero. Also you can have breakfast at the White House with you entire family. 

SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS

 

 

 

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THIS PERSON, 
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE 
NEAREST AMERICAN EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.