Posted 07 Jan 2002.
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Introduction to this story: Just some experimenting with 'nonsense talk'.
Tringg! The doorbell goes.
Reinko walks to the front door and opens it, it was V!
'Hello R, do you know in what quarter of this town I can find the
quarter figures of the companies you own? I need them for my weakly report
and still that shit fly is flying around my arse.
'How should I know in what quarter the quarter figures are, why don't
you ask the bookkeeper? But the bookkeeper won't give you the books,
otherwise he wouldn't keep them. And it's the bookkeepers job to keep the
books, I am sorry for you.
They said goodbye and separated, actually it was not a good bye but a
good day. Suddenly I realized Noach must have been married to Joan of Ark.
And if there would be snow instead of rain, the plan would collapse and he
had to rebuild it as some kind of giant ski to hide all the animals
The bookkeeper was alarmed, so many books had to be kept but the car was old and too small. What to do? Go for the beamer solution? The hf beamer could vapor her legs and than she could not reach anymore for the books. So the bookkeeper would be safe and finish the lovely sate.
In the meantime at Tora Bora all anal caves were bustered by bunkers.
And the cook said: 'All food is gone and I am no longer the cook anymore!'
That was some signal, yes it was. And if spring would arrive, all daisy
flowers were gone because the soil was poisoned.
'Yes, you two hold his arms. Cathy grab his head, yes ok ok here we go!' And with both hands Cathy pulled at the hair of the Land Lawyer to the Dutch state, when his head was up the axe cut his throat and it sounded kind of funny. After some time the blood stream vanished into the Void and Cathy came up to me and she said: 'When you have 12 cakes and you slide all cakes into two, you can give 24 people some dessert desert.'
'You sure have some point in that' I said, 'but why don't we wait and
what's the hurry? Next year at this time about 100 thousand extra Iraqi
kids will be dead. We all love that don't we?'
'But is the collection of all stories known to humankind a story in
itself?' the teacher asked to the class. Janet loved her teacher, it all
was so romantically and she raised her finger and hoped she could answer
the question. Instead the teacher pointed at Trudy and said: 'Yes blond
hair, big tits&juicy pussy what is your opinion on this?' Trudy said:
'Truly you can do this, just read along one after another. But you must
have some good one dimensional ordering principle to do this. And my
bunker feels so bustered why not ask Janet to do it this afternoon?'
Tringg, the telephone rang. V answered it and found out it was the
bookkeeper. 'Oh, I feel so sorry I vapored your legs, now you must be definitely
two inches smaller. Just like the major of this city!' And the bookkeeper
started to cry and made excuse after excuse.
And finally the bookkeeper grasped what was happening here; this has
happened before! Yes, before he had to drive to Germany he had some big
weak spot on the back left tire. It just was not safe to drive too fast,
but he had no time and no money to replace it so he had to go with the bad
End of story.